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An atheist is a person who does not believe in the existence of *ANY* god(s). This term is consistently misused in modern society.

- Refusing to worship God doesn't make one an atheist. If one says things like "well God lets this stuff happen, so I don't believe in him...," it demonstrates that one does believe in God, they just choose not to follow him.

- Many self-proclaimed "atheists" actually hate God. Since it is illogical to hate something you profess does not exist, people who hate God cannot by definition be atheists. If your attitude is "well God lets this happen, so screw Him..." then you're not an atheist.

- People who "don't believe in Jesus" aren't atheists, they're just not Christians. Jews don't believe in Jesus either, that doesn't make them atheists.

- People who say "I'll find out when I get there" aren't atheists, they're agnostics.

- People who join a "National Organization of Atheists" are not atheists; if you don't believe something exists, you don't make a society dedicated to not believing it exists. That's nonsense.
There are very few true atheists in the world. Most "atheists" are actually just people with an axe to grind with God.
Atheist by JustAnotherGuy February 12, 2013

Shatspeare

A form of dramatic acting with literary earnestness and dramatic, unusual pauses (especially within phrases), as demonstrated by classically-trained William Shatner of STAR TREK and T. J. Hooker fame.
The actor in tonight's episode of ___________ probably thought he was brilliant, but will all those odd gestures and weird pauses, it was pure Shatspeare. Shatner Shakespeare Star Trek Denny Crane T.J. Hooker

Shittington 

The state or experience of shitting yourself, often induced by getting way too faded.
damianluck925: "Yo yodie fam I just got faded than a hoe and think I just hit a shittington"
Shittington by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

Bingo Dabber

When you spread your ass cheeks on a window and you push out a little turd til it touches the window then you suck it back up and it just leaves a brown circle.
Just put my bingo dabber on my exes windshield
(dutch) meaning racoon. Used for cute looking bearded men.
Pablo looks cute, he's such a wasbeer.
wasbeer by flrdr March 12, 2012

Cognitive Superposition 

Cognitive Superposition is the state in which a belief, thought, or perception exists as a probability field rather than a definitive truth or falsehood. It remains fluid—existing somewhere between faith and skepticism, certainty and doubt—until an external force (experience, discussion, crisis, reflection) collapses it into a more definite stance.

This suggests that beliefs are not static, but dynamic, and the process of thinking itself is inherently quantum-like. Just as quantum particles exist in multiple states until observed, ideas and beliefs exist in a nebulous, fluctuating state until they are subjected to the forces of experience and perception.

Cognitive Superposition recognizes:

The fluidity of knowledge and belief.

That absolute certainty is often an illusion, as understanding is always in flux.

That shifts in perspective can occur naturally or be induced by external catalysts.

That thought itself is a probabilistic process, where multiple interpretations or realities can coexist until narrowed down through interaction with the self or the external world.

This framework acknowledges the paradox that while we seek definitive knowledge, our understanding is always evolving through interaction and reflection, creating a dynamic interplay between openness and resolution.
In the midst of the heated debate, Sarah experienced cognitive superposition, holding her belief about the issue in a fluid state, uncertain whether to trust her instincts or consider the new arguments presented until a conversation with a close friend helped her clarify her stance.

bongalini 

The term Italians of new jersey use to represent an insult being presented onto sed italian
Hey I'm ova here tryin to eat my lasania and you come ova here and smack my head! What am I a.....bongalini
bongalini by Weasle mc nugget August 26, 2013
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