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awk shock 

The stomach-turning shock that fills your body when you notice that someone who are awkward with (ie a previous hook up, or some one that you are embarrassed to be around) is in the vicinity. An awk shock may lead to a feeling of fear and nervousness, and the act of squealing, running, ducking, or hiding to avoid the awkwardness.
I had a full-blown awk shock when I turned around to see that the person who I hooked up with last week was standing right in front of me in the dining hall.
awk shock by lschurme March 25, 2009
Shakim is a sexy genuine guy who loves hard and want nothing but the best in life. He is someone who is always hard on him self and wants nothing but success. He is the type of person you have a link up with and end up falling in love. Treat him right and that goes for friends, and relationships and he will share his world.
Shakim
Shakim by Unknown 56 November 23, 2021

Swedish microwave 

When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.
After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.
PED also known as POST-ELLIE-DEPRESSION is a form of depression you get when you leave Ellie Bradley. You tend to get symptoms immediately. Symptoms contain:

crying
liver failure

sadness
possible death

lower back pain
However sometimes could take a day or 2 for symptoms to kick in. The only known cure is to be reunited with Badderz.
Ah Louis why are you sad??”
“I’m suffering with PED”
“You poor soul
PED by LouisBigWang September 5, 2023

putting on siding 

When you masterbate so vigorously that you build callouses along the sides of your shaft.
Johnny's been in prison so long that all he can do is keep putting on siding.
putting on siding by Re85sa October 26, 2022

approximately 

A term guilty people use when they are guilty as hell.
Investigator: "What did you have for breakfast?"

Suspect: "Well basically, I barely got to my home at approximately 2am."
approximately by RPD00001 April 5, 2017
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