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Urban Dictionary

Guacplay is when you use guacamole in a sexual way. This could be jerking off with guacamole, using it as lube, rubbing it onto someone's body, etc.
"Did you hear about that new method they came out with?"
"No what is it?"
"You basically rub a layer of guac into her back and draw penises into the guacamole with your finger."
"Oh dude that sounds sick... Guacplay has really taken off these past few years."
Guacplay by BoldRooster March 12, 2026
Somone so stupid he cant even take a joke. Nobody likes him and he actually turns women off
I would do anything to be like an elmessery
elmessery by anonymous May 25, 2021
Likes to read books, and talk about them. Of course, he has read the bible.
You read the bible? oh you are an alberto.
Alberto by Realbot69 September 13, 2021
Sam Burke
Sam Burke is so badass, damn, hes the man
badass by Jimmy Jean February 22, 2004
God of all that is chaos.

he is your daddy
look there is random
Random by God September 26, 2003

Urdicator 

The typical fucktard that is unable to communicate on a mature level and uses Urban Dictionary to express their feelings toward another.
Sonya you stupid urdicator! Stop with the negative entries to UB, get some balls b and tell that asshole what you really think!!

Larry after all of those rude and urdicating submissions to UB about Sylvia, I cannot believe she stays in touch.
Urdicator by yift91 July 13, 2009

under audit 

Refusing to answer a question or share information in an attempt to hide self-incriminating info.
I can’t release my tax returns because I’m under audit.
under audit by EmperorHasNoClothes September 27, 2020
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