Obama IS:
– A supremely gifted speaker.
– An ingenious political tactician willing to take the high road amidst one of the dirtiest games ever played.
– One of our nation'
s few genuine intellectuals.
– A person capable of speaking in completely intelligible sentences and with proper grammar.
– The one man possibly capable of redeeming our economy from the damage done by Madoff and other black-hearted, idiotic executives, CEO'
s, and economists.
– Yes, it'
s been said before; Yes, it's a cliché; Yes, it might just be some sort of liberal jargon; but
Barack Obama is change.
Obama is NOT:
– A "sacred cow" who nobody can criticize; Liberals, conservatives, and the media are all doing it.
– A
communist or socialist (Trust me: I'm a real socialist, so I should know).
– "Inexperienced". Honestly, that'
s coming from the
people who wanted Sarah Palin to be vice president... look in a mirror, Republicans.
– Some sort of radical African American revolutionist who will make way for the rise of the black population of our nation in order to enslave all white
people... honestly, that'
s the most naïve thing I've ever head.
I.
Mark: Obama is a fist-bumping terrorist!
Harry: You are a narrow-minded,
gullible fool, and for that I take pity on you.
II.
Redneck: Obama is gonna take away all our rights and guns and make us all live in holes, because he'
s the re-distributer-in-
chef* and he's a commie and he'
s gonna take away the sowvernitty* of our blessed nation.
Philip: That is the largest single conservative propaganda spewing session that I have ever held witness to in my life.
III.
John McCain: My friends, it'
s clear that Obama doesn't have the experience it takes to be commander-in-
chief of this nation!
Observational Intellectual: "My friend", you chose Palin. Enough said.
*This word was misspelled intentionally in order to more accurately display a simple-minded, uneducated, gun-clinging** redneck.
**Yep. I went there.
