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an utterly useless and sorry person with the IQ of a mentally chalenged osterich.
Origin- This word was first used with this definition appx. 8 years ago when a person fitting the above description constantly wore a set of "expensive" cowboy boots to school. The term has become semi-popular and has been adopted by the local fire department as well as many other people in western Mass.
You boots, you just spent $2000.00 on eBay to reserve a place in Heaven?
Boots by C7 November 26, 2004

daily express

Essentially, the Daily Mail for the over 60s.
I'm about to have a Daily Express moment: "STOP ASYLUM SEEK....". What was I saying?

the lemmy 

A drink made of Jack Daniels and Coca Cola, which was Ian Fraser "Lemmy" Kilmister's favorite drink.
What can I get you to drink?
The lemmy please!
the lemmy by SwedishGameNerd April 25, 2016
Mippie(s)

Mippies were created by Moppie, an eccentric, but slightly deranged, moderator on an online auto enthusiast community. There are no known public images of mippies, but they are described as being similar to Hobbits from the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy, but without swords. Physical attributes include human-like nipples, which are covered by a protective sac and referred to as “mipples”. A mippie can also be identified by its small patch of hair atop its head.
The mippies worked tirelessly in the shop preparing for their upcoming battle.

goon fiesta 

The continuous dropping of bodies between two (or more) opposing parties.
Everyone just dropped like flies, a fucking goon fiesta.
goon fiesta by Jewthulu July 4, 2016

pond penguin 

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.
"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"
pond penguin by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014
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