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Marathon Monday

A tall, lanky, rather dark Black person (hence the term, Monday) who partakes in a 26.2 mile long running competition. They are typically, but not always, imported from Ethiopia and Kenya.
White Guy 1: "Hey, Murphy, who's that Black guy? Is he on the Celtics?"
White Guy 2: "Nah McDonough, today's the Boston Marathon; it's one of those Marathon Mondays."
Marathon Monday by Carl Crawford April 15, 2013

bobby brentwood 

THE BIGGEST THUG TO EXIST EVER
DUDE! Did u see bobby brentwood?!
bobby brentwood by that's a toilet January 29, 2016

fishlips 

very big lips
jordan and busta rhymes hav fish lips - they look like trouts!
fishlips by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Hoe-pocalypse

We all know the definition of a hoe.. A sex worker, a slut, a home wrecker, a bitch. This can be a male, female, non binary, and whatever pronoun you identify with..

So a hoe-pocalypse is when a society or group of people actively participate in sexual deviance, sleeping around, being paid or not, seem to be socially acceptable to the point of being everywhere
Damn, it's like we got a hoe-pocalypse these days. Bitches be everywhere just hooking up wit' anyone
Hoe-pocalypse by Throbbin_Rob January 17, 2024
Tofu, also known as bean curd, is a food prepared by coagulating soy milk and then pressing the resulting curds into solid white blocks of varying softness; it can be silken, soft, firm, extra firm or super firm. Beyond these broad textural categories, there are many varieties of tofu. It has a subtle flavour, so it can be used in savoury and sweet dishes. It is often seasoned or marinated to suit the dish and its flavours, and due to its spongy texture, it absorbs flavours well.

Nutritionally, tofu is low in calories, while containing a relatively large amount of protein. It is high in iron and can have a high calcium or magnesium content depending on the coagulants (e.g. calcium chloride, calcium sulphate, magnesium sulphate) used in manufacturing.

Tofu first originated in China and has been consumed within China for over 2,000 years dating back to the Han dynasty. It is also a traditional component of the cuisines of East and Southeast Asia, including in Indonesia, Japan, Korea, Singapore, Thailand and Vietnam.

Amount Per 100 grams:
Calories 76
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 4.8 g 7%
Saturated fat 0.7 g 3%
Cholesterol 0 mg 0%
Sodium 7 mg 0%
Potassium 121 mg 3%
Total Carbohydrate 1.9 g 0%
Dietary fiber 0.3 g 1%
Protein 8 g 16%
Vitamin C 0% Calcium 35%
Iron 30% Vitamin D 0%
Vitamin B6 0% Cobalamin 0%
Magnesium 7%
The tofu satay for £ 3.50 is also a nice vegetarian appetizer.

It's known that plant estrogens in soy products like tofu can help.

It is vegan and based on tofu (soya bean curd ), miso (fermented soya paste ), mushrooms and garlic.

niggered up 

niggered up (adjective); nigger it up (verb) ; a condition in which something that would normally look just fine now looks not so nice usually because of unnecessary additions or messiness
Mom: Our house looked beautiful until Anthony got it all niggered up with all of his cords and shit.

Me: Yeah I know, he always has to nigger it up with all kinds of stuff.
niggered up by I'mAllNiggeredUp February 12, 2012

Durstin’ it 

Acting in a manner similar to Fred Durst
Yeah man he was Durstin’ it
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