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1st in class 

Students who receive the highest academic ranking, often Indians and Chinese students (i.e. Akshay, Xanin)
Person 1: Yo nigga wtf! Did you see what Akshay got on the test! Omfg! How?
Person 2: Yo what did he get? 99?
Person 1: No, nigga! He's Akshay. He got 102.

Person 2: Oh shit, he's totally getting 1st in class.
Person 1: More like 1st in ass. All the hoes will be after him.
Person 2: They already are, nigga. Just look at him. He already got all the thots.
Person 1: Oh shit, Allison and Marie talking to him. I need to get tutoring from that massive dickman in order to squeeze Allison's fucking huge ass.
Person 2: Yo nigga, back when I was 1st in class, me and Marie was fucking everyday. It was great, but no 1st=small penis=no Marie and no Allison
Person 1: Damn. I need Allison's ass. Ill go scoop those titties rn.
Person 2: Only Akshay gets to do that because he's 1st in class.
1st in class by LogangKobGetsAss December 20, 2017

Jelly Fart 

A particularly wet fart, can also be accompanied by surprise diarrhea, usually occurring as a sign of needing to go poo.
Dude! I just did a jelly fart. I'd better get to the toilet!

boulder artist 

n. Person who paints, photographs, or arranges rocks in stunningly creative ways.

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Have you seen Erin's photos of Machu Picchu? She is truly a boulder artist.

Bolder than who?
boulder artist by gnostic3 November 18, 2017
(A)ww (G)eez (N)ot (T)his (S)hit (A)gain
Steve: Well Bruce seems oil prices are going up again!
Bruce: AGNTSA !
AGNTSA by George Wydell April 27, 2006

Throwing up 🤟🏼 

means that your mad fruity with your friends
“damn bro do you see Maddie over there she keeps throwing up 🤟🏼 she gotta be mad fruity.”
Throwing up 🤟🏼 by lynpeirce September 28, 2022
A person so crazy and fun person to be around. You'd say his name fits him. He's tall and can always make you smile
I swear Rowdy is so crazy and fun the name fits him.
Rowdy by LilDebbi October 2, 2019
The bit of cum that decides to come out once you finish and clean up.

You can also use it as an insult to someone as it is very annoying and frustrating.
Nathan: "FFS last night after my wank, I cleaned up, and the fucking zoonga just decided to come out, so annoying"

Sammy: "You dumb fuck"
Zoonga by jerryrome February 18, 2021
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