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Students who receive the highest academic ranking, often Indians and Chinese students (i.e. Akshay, Xanin)
Person 1: Yo nigga wtf! Did you see what Akshay got on the test! Omfg! How?
Person 2: Yo what did he get? 99?
Person 1: No, nigga! He's Akshay. He got 102.
Person 2: Oh shit, he's totally getting 1st in class.
Person 1: More like 1st in ass. All the hoes will be after him.
Person 2: They already are, nigga. Just look at him. He already got all the thots.
Person 1: Oh shit, Allison and Marie talking to him. I need to get tutoring from that massive dickman in order to squeeze Allison's fucking huge ass.
Person 2: Yo nigga, back when I was 1st in class, me and Marie was fucking everyday. It was great, but no 1st=small penis=no Marie and no Allison
Person 1: Damn. I need Allison's ass. Ill go scoop those titties rn.
Person 2: Only Akshay gets to do that because he's 1st in class.
Person 2: Yo what did he get? 99?
Person 1: No, nigga! He's Akshay. He got 102.
Person 2: Oh shit, he's totally getting 1st in class.
Person 1: More like 1st in ass. All the hoes will be after him.
Person 2: They already are, nigga. Just look at him. He already got all the thots.
Person 1: Oh shit, Allison and Marie talking to him. I need to get tutoring from that massive dickman in order to squeeze Allison's fucking huge ass.
Person 2: Yo nigga, back when I was 1st in class, me and Marie was fucking everyday. It was great, but no 1st=small penis=no Marie and no Allison
Person 1: Damn. I need Allison's ass. Ill go scoop those titties rn.
Person 2: Only Akshay gets to do that because he's 1st in class.
by LogangKobGetsAss December 20, 2017
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