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The bit of cum that decides to come out once you finish and clean up.

You can also use it as an insult to someone as it is very annoying and frustrating.
Nathan: "FFS last night after my wank, I cleaned up, and the fucking zoonga just decided to come out, so annoying"

Sammy: "You dumb fuck"
Zoonga by jerryrome February 18, 2021
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Used to describe someone ugly, but has a beautiful personality.
Kyle asked me out yesterday but he be zonga. I only go after sexy men like Jeremiah.
Zonga by Jeremiah1273 May 12, 2021
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Zoona is an angelic person who will help you at all costs. She is and will be the best role model ever. Everyone loves her!
Girl 1: Have you heard of Zoona?
Boy 1: Yeah she's one of my friends
Girl 1: I heard she got bullied today
Boy1: ...
Girl1: Where are you going?
Boy 1: To either get ice-cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way-
Zoona by Kokichi's wig October 18, 2021

Zongalongas 

Another word for tits. If a girl has big boobs, she has big zongalongas.
1st person: Hey kid, did you see that chick earlier? 2nd Person: Hell yea, ol' girl had some zongalongas.
Zongalongas by goonieabanks March 25, 2013
A spliff, or marijuana cigarette
"Easy blud, you wanna bill up a zoogan?"
zoogan by randomorwhat August 26, 2007
Created by 4 brothers who migrated as a family from Glasgow to Australia in the 60's, who created their own urban language. Zoong originated from the Asian name and the brothers gave it a whole new meaning. They interpreted the word as having a positive vibe and therefore zoong was something happy in a quirky way.....it can be followed by the word 'shad' which intensifies the degree of zoongness. The ultimate degree of zoongness is 'Zoong-Shad-Crad'. Something that's Zoong-Crad-Shad is the ultimate in positive quirkiness~!
Zoong is a happy mood, as in "I'm feeling zoong", it is a happy dance "He did a zoong dance". Zoong is always quirky, upbeat and positive. "Zoong-Shad! It's my birthday tomorrow..." "I found $100 on the street! Zoong-Shad-Crad!"
A person or character can be zoong, like "she's zoong" and "'Bill & Ben The Flowerpot Men" are zoong! "I won the lottery...Zoong-Shad-Crad!" This statement would surely be followed by a little 'Zoong dance'.
zoong by Chez_Marto October 22, 2006
Zonga on its own is a word that defines the movement of expertise or performance level of an individual. Basically meaning, moving to the next level where the audience know of the level, and occasionally experience it and get hyped up. If you duplicate the word, as in Zonga Zonga, this would mean the individual has gone beyond the next level. So, its really someone who knows his/her field so well, that they can produce results beyond the expectation of the audience.
A typical example (although not strictly associated with) would be a DJ set. The DJ can be playing a mediocre mix-set, and then branch out into new territory - this is known as Zonga. But if the DJ then reaches deeper into another level of unknown territory, this is where Zonga Zonga comes into its own.
Zonga by DamajaUK November 17, 2009
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