Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle

This law of nature states that if you see a gross bug in your room and it crawls out of sight, it could be anywhere in the room. It follows that there is a significant possibility it could be about to crawl onto you, and this fact will eventually freak you out.

Borrowed from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which states that both the position and momentum of an electron cannot be known.

I just saw a spider go behind the desk, and by the Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle it could come out of nowhere and crawl on me at any moment.

Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle by stankin' charlie September 30, 2011

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IMVU

A 3d chat program that should only be used by people with fast internet and a good processor. Users can interact with one another virtually with everything from hugs and kisses to pokes in the eye.

Users can also buy virtual clothes and rooms/houses for their avatars (avi for short). While the credits to buy clothes are for sale, most users find it easy to survive without actually having to buy anything via Free Spin, Browsing the New Products Page, Inviting Friends, and joining MetaRL.

It's a fun 3d chat program, but also quite hilarious/annoying with the people that take it too realistically, and those credit whores.

Imvu guy: Hey baby? You single?
Me: *cringes in real life* Yes....
Imvu guy: You wanna go out?
Me: No.
Imvu guy: Why not?
Me: Because you live in Australia and I live in Ohio?
Imvu guy: Come lay in the bed with me, sexy.
Me: I'm gonna go now. *Clicks x*

Person: How long you been on IMVU?
Me: Couple years.
Person: Oh, I've only been on here a month. I want some new shows. I only need 10 more credits to get them.
Me: Cool.
Person: Yea. Onlllyyy need 10 more credits to get them.
Me: Yea, I get that.
Person: Just 10.
Me: Yea....I...know?
Person: I wish someone would give me 10 credits.
Me: Don't we all wish someone would give us 10 credits?
Person: Why won't you give me some damn credits!?
Me: WHAT THE HELL! *virtually punches in the gut and leaves*

Person: Hi, my name's John.
me: Nice avi.
Person: Thanks. Where ya from?
me: USA.
Person: UK for me.
--Normal conversation w/o relationship invidtes and credit whoring follows-

IMVU by Alexesc December 16, 2008

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hung low

the greatest name for an asain porn star

if i was asain my porn star name would be hung low

hung low by jizzle dizzle December 28, 2005

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ZSGhost

The coolest Ghost in the known universe.

Alter Egos: Ghost, Zach G., ZGWarrior, Z-Ghost, Z-Zap, ZSG, Zach

I am ZSGhost! Pheer me N my PowR!

ZSGhost by Zach G. August 16, 2004

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Shayel

Shayel is a charming bloke full of mystique and vibes. He's brown so that makes him even hotter, and once you have him in your life you don't wanna let him go. Though popular in school, he likes to stick with only a bunch. Loves comfort, also loves adventure when pushed enough.

That dude Shayel is a vibe.

Don't pull a Shayel with my girl.

Shayel by Osakisaki November 23, 2021

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18.10.2007

Yes dude on this day where the baddest bitch on this whole damn planet born and obviously she’s hot asf. And pleas just don’t mess with her she’s going to bite you.

Is she that girl witch where born on the 18.10.2007 ?

Yes dude and she just bite me.

18.10.2007 by Idefenetlylikeyounot November 22, 2021

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akaash

an extrememly good fortnite player, handsome and polite. being smart and an all-rounder.

akaash is insane

akaash by anonymous October 25, 2020

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Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle

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