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Lumberjack brunch munch 

The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.
Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.

Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.
Lumberjack brunch munch by bASS201 November 2, 2018

green light goblin 

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
green light goblin by Überschwanz February 28, 2007

Pull a Jeremiah

when you just stop caring in your relationship, or end it quickly by saying "we're over" and blocking the other person.
its an easy way to dip outta ur relationship.
jess: i think ima pull a jeremiah on anthony, he got a side hoe.
becca: you go bitch , break up wit his ass!
Pull a Jeremiah by fashionweek January 30, 2020
An adjective describing someone who communicates primarily or entirely through internet memes rather than traditional text or speech. Modeled after voice/vocal.
Don't bother texting him a paragraph; his communication style is strictly memal. He just sent a reaction image.
Memal by DaveW63 October 7, 2026

blackcurious 

The act of someone of another race, other than African American that wants to be black and is curious as to the black culture
Andrew: I wonder what it's like to be black.
Adam: Andrew I think your blackcurious. Wait someone define for me what blackcurious is, I almost said bicurious
blackcurious by BMW 2009 April 17, 2008

dirty houdini 

When a female is reciving anal butt sex from the Dominant Male (headbanging) and he pulls out just before ejaculation and quietly hawks a loogie on to her back. Thinking he is done, she trund around and recieves a facefull of semen in her eyes.
"Dude i gave that bitch a dirty houdini last night just before i tossed her ass to the curb."
dirty houdini by bert_fegg June 3, 2004

Squatted truck 

A vehicle that’s front end is lifted much higher in the front than the back. Always driven by teenage broccoli haired kids, that are in denial about their sexuality, and have a burning urge to put male genitalia in their mouth.
Woah Brayden, check out that squatted truck! Yo Jackson, we finna slide down to tha squatted truck meet and cruise for dudes!
Squatted truck by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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