kronge

someone who is handsome, attractive and smart, dapper.

Her son is very kronge, you should go out with him.

kronge by Alex Triviano May 23, 2022

Monkey Bread

A type of bread popularized by the famous children's story Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince).

To make Monkey Bread:

1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!

I made Cockman a batch of Monkey Bread for his birthday; he liked it more than the PS3 his parents bought him.

Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?

Monkey Bread by Chode Master God October 7, 2007

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Swagga Spunk

The art of being “swag”. Its very rare to have Swagga Spunk

Chimichanga: yo man why you so cool?
Me: because I got that Swagga Spunk

Swagga Spunk by Violet.B January 29, 2021

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DTFATW

Down to fuck anything that walks. A ridiculously horny mindstate in which someone is willing to have sex with just about anything at anytime, anywhere.

"Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months. You must be DTFATW."

"Of course, I'd even do that 400lb'er over there."

DTFATW by quignugget January 13, 2010

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Douchetool

Somebody who is a tool, and a douchebag.

Derek is a douchetool.

Douchetool by PoopyMath February 4, 2010

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ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

Abercrombie and Fitch are for people who take pride in their appearance because we all know first impressions are important. Abercrombie guys always get the hott girls so its pretty easy to see why they wear it. Dont't Hate, Congradulate

-hott girl walking down the street notcies a guy in abercrombie
-hott girl walking down the street probably gets freaked out by punks or goths

ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH by nyorker May 13, 2005