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Someone who can be narcissistic and easily angered or offended, spends most of their time indoors due to being an introvert(not an issue) always needs to be on top it’s their way or no way, can sometimes not get jobs because of “busy schedule” in some cases this is true in others it is not, has a tendency to complain about one person even if the has been no contact between the 2 for several months, sometimes blames his relationship problems on said person even if the 2 people (the one being blamed and the gf/crush) have no form of communication, in other words samuels can be toxic and narcissistic, meanwhile others are more like able and positive!
Person 1: Samuel is being really annoying, he keeps complaining to my girlfriend about me, we haven’t even talk or hangout for months!
Person 2: yup sounds like a Samuel
Samuel by God 2.5 August 8, 2021
don't grass me up! You Dwyer!
dwyer by hood-rat May 8, 2003
Very Modified Tweet

Used when deliberately misquoting someone particularly for comic effect
Original quote "I never inhaled"

#VMT "I smoked a lot of weed"
VMT by n1ph3 May 10, 2013
An exceeding rare type of spider monkey that has the ability to lead an entire pack of monkeys, but also the ability to code the worst programs to ever exist.
I used to own a datacenter for me and my friends, but once we gave miqhtie permission to access it, we lost everything in the datacenter, even the homework folder.

Miqhtie is a great candidate for the El Paso Zoo spider monkey exhibit!

Half-hearted horse

When a girl makes a sexual moan, but its delivery makes her sound liken a horse having trouble naying.
I was having sex with a girl last night, but she sounded like a half-hearted horse.
Half-hearted horse by Xreader May 18, 2015

Kookabug 

Tiny little bugs that you get when you don't brush your hair. You know you have it when you start to itch also known as lice or dandruff
Monica bradford has kookabugs
Kookabug by Kingmarcus&Mashawn February 5, 2010
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