Someone who attends a live music event and insists on filming the performance on their phone instead of enjoying the atmosphere. Exactly what these dipshits do with the footage after the event is unclear but it's likely it just sits on their phone, acting as a reminder of the performance they attended in person but largely watched via a 5 inch screen. The Phone Wanker is further characterised by the person filming the event with their phone in a vertical/portrait orientation, thus rendering the footage unusable for any purpose other than viewing it on their phone. Sadly all attempts to capture the event for prosperity (or perhaps bragging rights) are rendered useless anyway since the diminutive microphone on the phone is inadequate when faced with the venues high powered speaker stack.

The male equivalent of motorboat

When a spontaneous or built up thought spawns into your head while you are high that may cause a sudden or drastic realization.

The second name of the first trillionaire in the whole fucking universe.

waves that were made artificially by boats.

switziee is someone who loves creating videos on tiktok. Loves all their pets and is overall VERY cool