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Another way of saying WTF. It just sounds better :)
wtfrick man, she's so gay T_T
wtfrick by tb asian ;) July 7, 2008

Strumble 

To "Struggle" and "Stumble" simultaneously. (Through life, in a job, sports, etc.)
Watch Andrew "Strumble" through that crowd, all the way to the front row of the Phish concert. I'm really surprised he pulled that one off without getting his ticket checked and sent back to the lawn.
Strumble by Fadeaway September 26, 2015
A miserable piece of shit who's secret police are out to get me. What a douchebag.
Purdue is a fine institution, but President Jischke is a cum biscuit.
jischke by G.D. Eppenboo November 2, 2003

Captain Craftsman 

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!
Captain Craftsman by Jonno93 January 24, 2006
male, usually spending their day on video chatting websites (chatroulette). Always jacking off on camera just to gross everyone out. Do not care if police find them or not, will get away by cumming on their faces.
Did you get any tits?
Nope i got so many crenis (plural crenii)
Crenis by Femalian Lover Jclack December 22, 2010
said in some getthos in Sweden close to Gothenburg, means pretty girl. Said mostly by slavs
Hey Londy
Londy by Mooominator January 28, 2018
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