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Urban Dictionary

VERB. the act of corrupting the mind of an innocent individual.
dude, my friend just went all barbara on him/her.
Barbara by doomof1987 February 6, 2010

twatwaffle 

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
There is this twatwaffle in my anatomy class who won't shut up even though he is obviously an idiot and everyone fucking hates his sputtering face.
twatwaffle by PleasantlyWeird June 18, 2011

rhode island 

*Rhode Island is a small state on the East Coast. In fact, it's so small it's the smallest state.
*Has a population of roughly 1 million people.
*Cranston is the home of Del's Lemonade
*RI has the shortest memo and the longest name
-Memo: Hope.
-Official State Name: State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.
*Most people think it's an island. It's not.

People that live in RI generally can't pronounce their R's. Who knows why, but they can't. They also seem to hate tourists. Gold jewellery, Del's, gum, and knowing everyone you see at the local drug store. Those are some things that indicate you are a true Rhode Islander.
Betty and Charlotte live in Rhode Island. At high school, they discuss the "show" over a drink at the bubbla.

Betty: Hey Chahlette let's go to the show tomahruh with Judy and Vinnie.
Charlotte: Not now Betty I'm payin' fooah my Gansett beeya... uh, gettin' a drink frum the bubbla.
rhode island by Razzberri July 15, 2006
Person 1: What's a Jessica
Person 2: I don't know
Person 3: Who's she
Person 2: She's horrible

Processing hell

When one video in a series of YouTube videos disappear during uploading. Also known as "uploading hell" or "youtube hell" and requires the YouTube user to re-upload his video.
Youtuber #1: "Dammit, SSoHPKC's video, number 51, is in Processing hell."

Youtuber #2: "At least number 52 got through."
Processing hell by Ghodith September 7, 2010

Mitch Hedberg 

- Dogs are forever in the push up position.
- I cant wear turtlenecks, it's like being strangeld by a really weak guy, all fucking day. When I wear a turtleneck and a backpack, i think a weak midget is trying to take me down.
Mitch Hedberg by Chris, bitch April 24, 2004