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behavior pump 

An organ which resides inside the brain that responds to all input with simple, raw emotions. Output of the behavior pump is usually mediated by the higher functioning of the neocortex.
The man who cut me off on the highway caused my behavior pump to overreact.
behavior pump by Nathan Esch June 16, 2008

Devil Water

An alcoholic beverage made from any clear liquor, including but not limited to, vodka, silver rum, tequila and gin.

The typical 'Devil Water' is 1 part liquor, in most cases rum or vodka, 1 part plain old water and a splash of pineapple juice.

The drink was created in 2008 in Lake Worth, Florida United States by a 25 year old man trying to watch his caloric intake.

The drink is rather dangerous in that it's flavor is very minimal and can be deceptively strong causing more drunkenness than anticipated. The one glaring upside is that while you are dehydrating your body with alcohol, the water helps ease the potential next day 'hangover'.
I got so crunk last night off that damn Devil Water!
Devil Water by DeJayStarr March 3, 2010
A cocky son of a bitch that has fake hookups and no friends. Also a horrible athlete and has no muscle. Likely to be bald by age 30. The only thing he has going for him is his smarts but he usually loses them by age 25 because of alcohol and drug abuse.
No one wants to hang out with that guy...its because he is being such a Phil.
Phil by phillipChurch February 19, 2011
He is sort of fat, his dick is small. He will never get the ladies. He is hella gay. No body likes him
Ewwww it’s yousef
Don’t put your tiny dick in me yousef
Yousef by Slygys December 3, 2018

nut sandwich with extra mayo

a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face
I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.

Freeloader 

A person who feels the need to borrow a friend's brand new video game before he's even played it himself. A man who doesn't bother to buy any games himself but instead just borrows them from his good friend. A man who makes a big meal to eat at his good friend's house when he will be going home in just 5 minutes. A man who crys when you ask to touch even his cheapest possesions. Also see Ryuichi
Hey, that freeloader bitch is stealing my food!!
Freeloader by KidHowren February 7, 2004