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Permashart

Chris has stained his boxers so hard they are permashart.
Permashart by BrewerSam October 22, 2015

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ 

Noun: an idiotic person who tries to smash his keyboard
Most 13 year olds today are qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ s

Polishing The Eagle 

This is another term for masturbation/wanking


Josh : Where have you been?
Greg : I've Just Been Polishing The Eagle
Josh : Nice One!

barzilla 

A person who uses bar prep as an excuse to say and do anything they please and then blames their rude behavior on the pressures of studying for the Bar
She yelled at me for drinking her soda! Oh my god, she's become such a Barzilla!
barzilla by Barzilla, Esq. July 1, 2008
a substitute for pretty much any dirty word
(also the latter part of an indoor sport, but that's different)
only a few of my firends say this now, but feel free to pass it on
dude, i totally ponged ur mom
or
i laid my pong on ur face whilst you slept
or even
aag! there's pong all over my shirt
pong by jacob88 July 15, 2005

amaziling 

The completely normal pebble that was kicked all the way from a small dirt path in the Amazon Jungle, and landed at the very tip of the Eiffel Tower, was quite amaziling.
amaziling by TopOfAllWorlds May 31, 2016
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