barzilla

A person who uses bar prep as an excuse to say and do anything they please and then blames their rude behavior on the pressures of studying for the Bar

She yelled at me for drinking her soda! Oh my god, she's become such a Barzilla!

by Barzilla, Esq. July 1, 2008

barzilai

A boy that is everything a girl could ever want. Sincere, sweet, gorgeous, seductive, and athletic. He is the one you dream about at night, and constantly crave throughout the day.

That boy over there is such a Barzilai! Damn. Is he single?

by Mexicanoooo March 29, 2016

barilla

(v) when one man anally fists another. This is a neologism, like "Santorum," inspired by the CEO of the pasta company, Guido Barrilla, making anti-gay comments. To quote Patton Oswalt, "Fuck the boycott. Do some real damage; from this point on, the slang term for a man-to-man fisting is a "barilla.""

I'm never going to barilla my boyfriend again; you wouldn't believe the santorum he can produce.

by Noer September 27, 2013

baezilla

When your hipster girlfriend turns into a gigantic town destroying dinasour. Usually happens a minimum of once a month.

Man, my missus was such a baezilla last night. Must be on the blob

by Sonofmoses November 1, 2015

jaydenn barillas

he lit.

jaydenn barillas lit af

by jxbarillas July 25, 2018

Barkzilla

A guy that is monstrously ugly

Look at barkzilla how did he pull a burd like that !?fuckin mink that he is

by Mickyboy76 August 13, 2013

barilla pasta

A scared little closeted executive that has a narrow focus on reality.

At today's news conference, I referred to the barilla pasta terror of advertising.

by Dreamitthendoit September 27, 2013