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A man that will steal your bitch just by looking at them. The nicest man you will ever meet. If you ever find a man with the name of tony von marry him.

A term used in the logistics/brokering field referring to people over the phone who are unclear in their speech. Typically leaning more towards people of Indian Asian descent due to their accents but a gobbler can be anyone from any descent.

Is also not a trustworthy person. Most gobblers are trying to scam or screw you over in some capacity.

A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.

The physical embodiment of the ultimate taste.
Savoury or sweet pie is fucking awesome.

The typical buyer on craigslist. Unlike ebay, there is no obligation to buy something on craigslist. A deadbeat buyer is a person that informs you that they want to look at or purchase your product on craigslist. They will get your address and arrange for a time to come buy or look at your item. In reality, they never show up or call you to inform you that they are no longer interested.