A practical joke of sorts, that involves the inconspicuous planting of cheap and tacky snowglobes around the victim's room (condom/sock drawer, under the pillow, nestled in sex toy chest).

The ultimate goal for the victim (or their significant other/hook up) to discover the distasteful object at inopportune moments.
(additional points if it results in a total cock block).

To give away land you own, and as part of the deal you pay the person or entity you're giving the land to a considerable sum of money.

to donate your leftover food to someone in need.

the act of rubbing pubic areas one against the other during lesbian sex. To velcro.

Refers to the noun "velcro": the pubic hair, to "glue" the pubic hair.

the meatiest cut of your manhood

A 3 hour snooze fest about a woman with a lavish lifestyle falling in love with a hyper feminized Leonard DiCaprio. Both whine the entire movie. Jack, instead of finding another raft (contrary to popular belief, he couldn’t have fit on the door) he died a hero for some woman he met hours ago.