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A 3 hour snooze fest about a woman with a lavish lifestyle falling in love with a hyper feminized Leonard DiCaprio. Both whine the entire movie. Jack, instead of finding another raft (contrary to popular belief, he couldn’t have fit on the door) he died a hero for some woman he met hours ago.
Friend 1: Did you see Titanic this weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah it was a total snooze fest. I turned it off so I could watch Wall-E.
Friend 2: Yeah it was a total snooze fest. I turned it off so I could watch Wall-E.
by amoviecritic March 11, 2026
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