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CHINA HOLE 

A deep narrow hole, typically dug in a remote area, typically wide enough to drop a body vertically, live or dead, and deep enough so the remains are not easily found. The term comes from the phrase, "Digging a hole to China" meaning to dig a hole so deep, it would poke out the other side of the Earth into China.
Those old school Vegas goons would dig China Holes out in the desert, planting enemies 10+ feet down, head first, and covering them up with with dirt and rocks. With no room to move around, they'd die within minutes or hours.
CHINA HOLE by chuckdeeznutz April 27, 2021
Smashism characterizes itself as an antidogmatic dogma, an anti-systemic system, an anti-religious religion, an idea devoid of any idea. Smashism turns art into garbage and vice-vera. Smashism recognizes the power-weilders and it lies to them. Smashism will liberate you from work. Smashism seeks to ignore food as sustinance, but embraces it as a weapon. Smahsism goes into spasms, urinates, throws flour, screams, crawls, knocks tables over. Smashism stabs, kicks, punches, paints, sculpts, fucks. Smashism may or may not become everything it hates. Smashism must run itself into the ground in order to properly be considered Smashism. Smashism accepts mistakes (also called shams or clams) and embraces the manner in which they positively mutate the realities of the past. Smashism assumes that anyone in power must suffer some form of humiliation. Smashism publically denies any involvement in illegal activities. Smashism would like to run all music through an effect. Smashism is more honey and less money. Smashism is more feeling and less thinking. Smashism seeks to make all that is ugly, beautiful (or at least interesting). Smashism seeks to replace the family unit with heaps of dirty laundry. Smashism must destroy all tourist centres. Smashism accepts that "noise" is the infintessimal scales between the notes. Smashism realizes that bodily functions can be effectively used as insults. Smashism must always tear itself down in order to prove it is for real. Nothing is so extreme that it cannot be instantly realized through Smashism. Smashism will eventually destroy all art as commodity. Smashism seeks to undo all societal training. Smashism doesn't attempt to learn foriegn languages, it instead creates new words. Smashism likes that "smash hit" sounds like "smash it". Smashism seeks to invent absurd new fetishes. Smashism wants to destroy the tired old concept of procreation. Smashism likes the way sweat smells. Smashism must dress to annoy the populace until the populace follows in its footsteps... then it must go nude. Smashism accepts all forms of music, but cannot play any of them. Smashism was dead on arrival.
Guy: The KLF deleted their entire back catalogue of Number 1 hits in response to the music industry's attempt to co-opt them by giving them awards.
Chick: That's totally smashism!
Smashism by exlex December 26, 2008

Bathhouse Snorkel Prancer 

Bathhouse Snorkel Prancer (adjective)

A homosexual who likes to performs oral sex. A gay chicken head.
Bathhouse Snorkel Prancer:

1st person: did you hear about Kevin Spacey groping that man's leg at a bar?

2nd person: yeah, is he a bathhouse snorkel prancer or what?

October 6th 

October 6th is national kids your girl best friend day go ahead and kiss your girl bestie she’ll probably like it
October 6th:Go kiss your girl bestie
October 6th by Nihhalations October 5, 2021
a hairy vagina or anus
"im gonna land my balls right in her fairway"
fairway by stafa July 23, 2007

Christina Aguilera  

(n.) - a description for an individual who, while possessing detectable levels of genuine talent and presence, lacks the ability to transcend over other individuals of questionable artistic merit in a specific field of study or art. see Britney Spears, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper
Joni's Powerpoint presentations are always full of interesting facts and statistics that really help educate the supervisors about the corporate strategy, but are always overshadowed by Hank's presentations that are full of limited information, but include loud sounds and colorful slides that swivel around the projector. Poor Joni is the Christina Aguilera of the department.

I hate how vapid, unintelligent Carly doesn't even show up to class and is averaging a 95 A, while I've been busting my 170 IQ ass every day to earn this second-rate Christina Aguilera 86.

Used as a passive verb -

The French swimming team was really strong during the Olympic relay swim, but they Christina Aguilera-ed it and ended up with the silver medal.
Christina Aguilera by M J I October 25, 2008
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