salud

Spanish for cheers, bless you (when someone sneezes), and can be used to refer to good health.

Buena salud: good health.

(people raising their shot glasses)
"Salud!"

(person sneezing)"ACHOOOO"
(person)"Salud"

by Kief Salad July 6, 2008

herb salud

1. Mixing multiple kinds of marijuana in one pipe or blunt

Me: Shit niggs that looks like a herb salud in dat bitch

by Crizzle McGizzle May 13, 2008

Food Salud

Literally, a "Food Cheers". The awkward, somewhat unhygenic kinetic compulsion by diners to ram spoonfuls of meatloaf or other sustenance together in a celebratory way.

To commemorate their successful new cheesecake recipe Ethel and Beulah touched forks and initiated a Food Salud.

by Epinionator November 3, 2010

dylan salud

sexiest person in the state of Hawaii, he a player, he got big DICK, he wants to fuck everyone "girls and boys", he love to masturbate, he fucks his friends and family.

?: omg dylan you wanna fuck me!

dylan salud: yah

?: lets do it. but where?
dylan salud: at my house no ones home
?: ok.
?: "moans" you got a fuckin huge dick

by someone who fucked September 17, 2017

THE SALAD GLOVE®

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

salad shootin'

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

right in front of my salad

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.

"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

by imahoeaf August 3, 2017