The common practice of typing messages on a cell phone to recipients, rather than just just take the twelve seconds to call someone. Most often performed by teenage girls, these messages often include such front page news as: "OMG did U C her @ss? Itz HGE" or perhaps the ever-popular "WTF? Dani just broke up wit James!!!11!"

These messages are often life-changing, as it seems that nobody ever actually speaks to one another anymore.

My favorite example of the texting is when a teenage girl is driving, head bent down facing her cell phone, as she texts while in traffic. Young teenage girls are considered the best drivers, so surely something as simple as texting would never take away from their near-perfect driving skills. This is often proven by the practice of never using turn signals, as telling Katelyn about when to pick her up at the mall is WAY more important than letting the cars behind you know that you are about to cross three lanes of traffic.

All in all, perhaps a few head-on collisions and loss of driving privileges will be a good little lesson to the self-absorbed teenagers of today.

The act of farting on someone's tongue when receiving a rim job.

gets around, does many weird things like screaming seagulls, etc.

1. skank that goes to the bank
2. whore that goes to the store
3. slut that goes to the hut

Basically an art and skill of thrusting your pelvis to someone expectingly. Other words are thrusting pelvis. Invented by Umika McIntyre.

A spirit that gives you Seminal Blight.

Something you shoot like it's a gun. It's REALLY PAINFUL. Don't go shit near it or else it will hurt hard as fuck