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George W. Bush 

The President of the United States of America from 2000 - 2008. His presidency will go down in history as a big turning point in America: The start of government-hating. In the last few years a new fad has taken hold on the general public: anything that the president/his administration does should be seen as absolutely wrong and conspiracy. On September 11th, 2001, 3000 innocent civilians were murdered in a vicious TERRORIST attack. It is because of that attack that we have troops in Afghanistan and Iraq, searching for Al Quada groups. This fad has gone so far, that people actually believe that our own president planned 9/11 in order to invade these countries and take oil... conveniently these are the same people who choose to ignore the fact that we have yet to take a drop of oil. other conspiracy theories state the government has interest in setting up a puppet government that we control and exploit for our own interest.

Of course these people neglect to notice that:

A similar fight occurred 60 years ago... when we invaded Japan after they attacked us in Pearl Harbor. Although we still have a few military bases there, the Japanese government is an efficiently running democracy.

The War on Iraq set out to achieve this same goal. With a surge in troops the war is going smoothly...

Of course the media would never admit such a thing.
"Fuck George W. Bush, he ruined our economy and sent us into World War III!!"

--"WTF are you talking about man... the president can't control the economy and its at an all time high. stop trying to fit in with all the other Bush-Haters and show some respect for our president he knows what hes doing. Fucktard."

"Well ughh.. Michael Moore... and... corporate America and... and Bill Mohr!!"

--"Yeah shut your mouth."
George W. Bush by marklevinfan October 9, 2007
When you don't understand anything. When Life seems hopeless, pointless, and exhausting. You want to punish yourself. You feel helpless. No one understands. You just want to end everything, and go to sleep and never wake up. You hate. Yourself. Your friends. Your family. You hate with you everything. Your eyes become empty, and people don't care. They don't listen.
Today I stayed in bed for as long as I could, until mom and dad made me get up. I didn't want to move, didn't want to eat, didn't want to talk. Everything seemed so pointless. I think I might be depressed.
Depressed by Marissa Petit August 5, 2008

THE Barlow 

When you do THE Barlow, you do it for all the feminists. You do thinks that boys would usually do, such as pull loads or random people. It’s just doing something that women should be allowed to do and not be judged for.
“Oh do you like him”
“Ahahaha no, I’m doing THE barlow”
THE Barlow by The Barlow no2 August 5, 2019
Annison is a rlly good friend and knows how to cheer you up. She likes to shake her BOOTY and say “OH MY GAWD IT SHAKED” she is a little bit short but it is okay. Hoodies are her BEST FRIEND if u take her hoodie she will take your life🙂. She has a cat and she loves it more than she does people.
ANNISON “wut” IS MY OUTFIT PERDY? “YES” OK
annison by anonymous December 9, 2020
Guve is a word used to totally make whiny, bitter welsh unionist pissy babies fucking scream
Hell, one even corrected it to “give”, what a fucking idiot!
Hey, guve.
ITS. GIVE.
kill yourself
Guve by Glennquagamama November 23, 2023
timtab is the most common gamertag on xbox360, people with the gamertag timtab usually sit 2 inches away from the tv and play madden instead of hanging out with his/her friends.
man my friend john is such a timtab he wont hang out again.
timtab by john zara November 28, 2010

Salt Truck 

To feel stupid or idiotic after someone roasts you for doing or saying something dumb. The act of turning into a grain of salt as a result of doing something wrong.
Susan was fired from her job for being late so often.
SALT TRUCK!!!!
Salt Truck by Hotbag July 20, 2011
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