Underage drinker and smoker that often cannot remember the night before
Random guy: Oi You're fucking wrecked Barlow
Barlow: Yeah I am, but at least im not mankey like you!
Random G: ahaha Bullets
by Cabbarmassie April 29, 2008
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Unlike the other definitions on here, Barlow actually happens to be the best last name ever.

If Barlow is your last name, it tends to be a good substitute for a first name if yours is as bland as mine (or you just happen to go by your last name).
1. My last name is Barlow, it's awesome.

2. Hey Barlow, what's up?
by Mike Barlow March 15, 2008
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A word used to describe anything negative.
Ugly, stupid, annoying, creepy.
Urgh, I can't believe he said that, that's totally Barlow of him.

His face was so Barlow.

I met this Barlow guy last night, he tried to touch me. Stupid Barlow.
by Rawrr101 May 20, 2008
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1; A loud, almost incessantly rude individual who brings comic relief to a situation, but can also create tension.

2; a person who commits a random or insane act of stupidity which leaves some in disbelief.

3; a Bitch.
1; "Dude, that guy who just screamed 'asshole' is a total Barlow"

2; "Did you see that? he just ran across the highway. What a Barlow."

3; "Andrew is cool sometimes, but mostly he's just a Barlow."
by Dibbs34 September 3, 2005
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A man 9 months pregnant with his first child.
"Look at how Barlow he is."
"My god he's gotten fat!" "He's not fat, he's just Barlow."
by ChocolateTrainMonster July 11, 2008
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Get a load of that little barlow on the corner, moe!
by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
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Barlow (Verb): the act of hitting the woah on the top of bradda head, falling off of the cliff, almost dying then fucking Barlow till he’s dry
by Barlowist666 July 4, 2019
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