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A$$m0ng0l0id is a far right meth addict who streams of Twitch. He killed his mother with her own methbacco and gets extremely butthurt when any criticizes him. His father is also a meth addict and the reason for his illness that will also end him.

Asmongold correction A$$m0ng0l0id is the worlds most well known meth addict and right wing viewbotter

Asmongold by Burn Mar-a-Lago May 13, 2025

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sticky bacon

having eggs and bacon for breakfast and realizing that you didn't eat a strip of bacon but an adhesive bandage, hence the name "sticky bacon".

random bacon
1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon

sticky bacon by shish 101 April 4, 2005

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iCrap

what you call an apple device after you buy it and realize you wasted your money.

-I just bought an iPhone. Little did i know it was really a piece of iCrap.

-Dude, I can't anything with this iPad.
Girl, I told you it was iCrap.

iCrap by Jimnezzy December 1, 2010

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Hedley

A cool guy who gets all the girls and has plenty of fun with them. he's mainly attracted to beautiful girls uses the word dude to an extent

Person 1: you seen Hedley with the newest girl?

Person 2: no but i heard she looks amazin

Hedley by muppet69 July 19, 2010

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nexiom

Actual cool dude is pro on warzone.net has many sex with men

nexiom is a jew

nexiom by _Orea October 21, 2020

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absogalutely

Just another way of "red necking" up the word absolutely.

Someone asked me if I was in love with an Angel and I said "absogalutely".

absogalutely by chieffan12 October 5, 2011

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Bed Blender

When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.

Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!

Bed Blender by Lalal Poopy 👖 April 3, 2024

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sticky bacon

iCrap

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Bed Blender