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futulier
futulier
noun
A person who designs, shapes, or seeds the future by creating new concepts, language, tools, or cultural patterns; someone who works on what will be usable later rather than what is useful now.
Example:
“She’s not a planner or a predictor — she’s a futulier. She builds the ideas people will need in ten years.”
Alternate definition (more poetic):
Someone who tends the future the way a gardener tends soil — preparing conditions for things that do not yet exist.
Example:
“He doesn’t make products. He’s a futulier.”
She’s not a planner or a predictor — she’s a futulier. She builds the ideas people will need in ten years.”
futulier by Heymuse January 2, 2026
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Words by urban dictionary user69 October 21, 2019
cuban slang for a person that is a total jackass...
that guy is a sapingo..ese comierda es tremendo sapingo
sapingo by oscar February 5, 2004

Pedasite 

Pedasite.

A pedophile who also acts as a parasite.

Judy was a manipulative, deplorable, vile
Pedasite.

Olivia, emotionally and psychologically abused by her mother Judy,
Grudgingly allowed Judy, who’d recently been diagnosed with lung cancer & was, as usual, penniless,

to move in with she and her daughter.

Olivia could not forgive herself, When she found Judy molesting her daughter.
Pedasite.

A pedophile who also acts as a parasite.
Pedasite by Jack Who May 6, 2022
Pints chopped directly in a row. No break in between
Pc by PintChopper641 December 26, 2019

in a monkey's bum

Similar to the expression, "in a pig's ear". A derogatory term meaning "that ain't happening". Used so you don't feel really stupid saying the same thing over and over again.
Wife: Honey, would try on these new crocs I bought you?
Husband: In a pig's ear!
Wife: How about the knee-high socks that go with them?
Husband: In a monkey's bum!!
in a monkey's bum by anonymous October 7, 2026

Dave's Filing Cabinet

An organizational system so efficient that it inspires feelings previously unknown to the user, including but not limited to admiration, yearning, and the sudden urge to establish a permanent presence in the accounting department.
The Sovereign: "I don't know what's happening to me. I used to want to conquer dimensions. Now I just want to stand near Dave's filing cabinet."
Coworker: "Have you tried talking to someone?"
The Sovereign: "I HAVE TALKED TO SOMEONE. HE SAID IT WAS ON SALE."
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