Monkey Pilot
When you're just zoning out and your inner monkey is in control of your body. Like, auto-pilot on an aeroplane.
Monkey Pilot by anonymous January 6, 2026
Urban Dictionary
crucial ad
An advertisement on YouTube you can’t skip that almost always pops up at the worst possible time during the video.
crucial ad by $Vell November 22, 2019
tot honk
Hog humper
A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.
Wow - check out that guys hog humper!
Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!
Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!
Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!
Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!
Hog humper by Little Lord Schmuck September 1, 2013
Ralph Lauren
A verb used to describe the act of completely butchering a picture or advertisement in Photoshop, specifically in drastically changing the anatomy of a model.
Term originated on PhotoshopDisasters.blogspot.com when a Ralph Lauren ad was posted and criticized, and Ralph Lauren tried to file a ridiculous lawsuit against PSD for it.
Term originated on PhotoshopDisasters.blogspot.com when a Ralph Lauren ad was posted and criticized, and Ralph Lauren tried to file a ridiculous lawsuit against PSD for it.
The proportion of her head to her pelvis is anatomically impossible; they totally Ralph Lauren'd that picture.
Ralph Lauren by baroqueanatomy October 7, 2009
shiarrhea
Airhead 1: OMG! Shia is sooo hawwwwt in Transformers!
Airhead 2: I knoooowww rigghhhtttt?
Me: Mmm yeah we need to get you some pepto airhead #1. You've totally got shiarrhea.
*Airhead 2 points and laughs*
*Airhead 1 turns red*
Airhead 2: I knoooowww rigghhhtttt?
Me: Mmm yeah we need to get you some pepto airhead #1. You've totally got shiarrhea.
*Airhead 2 points and laughs*
*Airhead 1 turns red*
shiarrhea by lilwangster July 9, 2011
sweatfiend
One step further than a fiend, a person that fiends so much for something, that their actually sweating through fiendness..
ben: did u see gary asking for money earlier
joe: yeh
ben: what did he want it for?
joe: drugs
ben: thats a bit desperate
joe: umm yeh, thats because hes a sweatfiend
joe: yeh
ben: what did he want it for?
joe: drugs
ben: thats a bit desperate
joe: umm yeh, thats because hes a sweatfiend
sweatfiend by Le3gaL July 16, 2009