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Penis Mightier 

1. A genital enlargement device. Term has its roots in an aparent case of dyslexia, when Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" on a celebrity charity edition of Jeopardy.

See also "Whore Semen"
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
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taking the clunge

When a gentleman cautiously re-engages in sexual activity after a period of abstinence . From the saying "taking the plunge"
"Come on Man, you got to get back out there and get some pussy , it's been 4 years!"

"You're right! I'm gonna to get all dressed up like a pimp coz tonight I'm taking the clunge."
Short for "pee-angle" - the angle at which you direct urine while peeing at a urinal. Used to minimize amount of urine that bounces back onto your pants.
Dude, you fucked up the pangle! Look at all the piss on your shoes!

Optimal pangle, minimum piss.
Pangle by richard pennywright October 19, 2013
drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.
I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!
broccoli by the_trapper August 16, 2006
I don't even know what it means, It's like rizz
Man when the Gimli Glider crashed into my house, It was so Caje
Caje by Soviet cheese May 14, 2023

skeeted on your face 

when you see a midget in the hallway, you say this
skeeted on your face by ejejndn September 27, 2019
Lunch eaten for breakfast (just as brunch is breakfast eaten for lunch).
Do you want to come over for lunfast this morning? I’m making ravioli...
Lunfast by LeftCoastOriginal November 19, 2018