Lung Butter

Phlegm. The thicker, the more yellow, the more flavorful, the better...I wouldn’t recommend spreading it on your toast though.
The worst part of being sick is hacking up a mouthful of lung butter when you have no place to spit.
by LeftCoastOriginal November 19, 2018
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Lunfast

Lunch eaten for breakfast (just as brunch is breakfast eaten for lunch).
Do you want to come over for lunfast this morning? I’m making ravioli...
by LeftCoastOriginal November 19, 2018
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