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Urban Dictionary

goonership 

Craftsmanship in gooning - the craft of going through regardedly absurd lengths or preparation to achieve the peak gooning experience, or the craft of refining your ability to sustain the goon state. Experienced edgers usually possess a high level of goonership due to their experience, but it all depends on how good you are at actually keeping up your goon state, not just how much you goon every day.
Experienced edger: Aight, I gotta overclock this 13th gen intel core i9 with all these Ethernet cables plugged in so i can run as many r34 tabs as possible. Hol up, I need to organize the images, gifs, and videos into separate monitors. Oh yeah, and the paper copies of Doge so I can't ejaculate.

Sum buddy: Zamn, the goonership is crazy- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CHROMECASTING IT IN THE LOUNGE? BLUETOOTH TOO?
goonership by skibbee boppar April 17, 2024

Cum Weed 

When I get upset I can't put my peepee in cheese butt and then eat a dandelion
"plz let put peepee in butt."

"No go cum weed yourself bitch"
Cum Weed by Lesly bean March 27, 2020

Potato xxx 

When a man with a curved dick inserts his penis into a well used vagina.
"Two fucked up genetalia colliding? Seems like Potato xxx to me."
Potato xxx by MisterMeez November 28, 2022

the kelly ditch

to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......

to later use as a booty call
HER:did you kelly ditch me?....

YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....

thus performin the kelly ditch

engine oil 

engine oil by EthanKharns May 16, 2015

Unexpected

The Spanish Inquisition were unexpected
Unexpected by Dick smalley November 8, 2019
Why are you looking up moocock
Seriously what do think moocock is?
moocock by Bowchikayowyow October 12, 2017
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