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Flower tower 

When you lube up sunflower seeds with Vaseline and stick them into the urethra of an erect penis.
Why isnโ€™t Paul at work? Oh, he had to go to the doctor because he gave himself the old flower tower last night.
Flower tower by E.Haff July 15, 2022

I'd strap on 16 a mile away 

An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.
Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!

Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.

superstar_tlm 

Superstar_TLM is a kind independant loving-hearted girl who attracts many boys inside and outside of places. She helps those who are getting bullied and gets talked about behind her back in a positive way.
Superstar_TLM:๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ŠBoy:๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜I think Iโ€™m in love๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

douche rod 

A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.

Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).

It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"

"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"

"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
douche rod by JDidds October 26, 2012

fnffanforever2 

The one mutual who is constantly on thin ice.
Fnffanforever2 just posted FNF vore they are on extremely thin ice.

tweektivity 

Any activity performed after 10 pm that causes disturbing noise to the neighbors, and will most likely attract the local police department.
Let's go do some tweektivity and bug the fuck out of those nosey neighbors.
tweektivity by Trickglock April 23, 2019
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