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Shlump by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
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dental floss
Good product to buy to keep your teeth at their best, but also a wonderful way to remove pubes from your teeth after a guy/girl has gone down one a hairy lady, with a large flower bed
Guy 1: "I heard that she's well hairy that girlfriend of yours"
Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"
Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>
Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>
Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"
Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>
Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>
dental floss by Gma June 9, 2005
Floppycock paddle
When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.
Floppycock paddle by Lord knows January 12, 2020
Jones's Surprise
An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Jones's Surprise by Ohaganist November 2, 2010
Grovetown High School
The most ghetto suburban school in the world. All the girls are hoes who thirst after lightskin fuck boys and 97% of the boys are fake gangsters who's mommy's drive Cadillacs & live in a big ass house. There's a fight every day & they have the most covid cases in columbia county. There football team stays getting blown out but they swear they're good
Football player #1: Yo we got Grovetown High School on the schedule for next Friday
Football player #2: Thank god
Football player #2: Thank god
Grovetown High School by .. December 19, 2020
sweet sugar walls
sweet sugar walls by Slobnobler December 6, 2013
No it's not
Your dick isn't really really really really really really really big I swear if you say its bigger waylon
Because no it's not
No it's not by Polar_artzalot on youtube go s August 26, 2019