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Heart Freeze 

Doing/seeing/hearing something so horrible or regretful that makes your heart numb and feeling no emotion in your soul.

Friend:Hey!Guess what?
Me:What?
Friend:I saw Vanessa.
Me:Which one?
Friend:8th grade Vanessa
Me:Oh yeah,what about her?
Friend:Saw her at the mall
Me:So?
Friend:She asked if you had all honors classes,and I told her no you didn't,she also said that she was VERY disappointed in you and she thought that you were smarter than her.
Me:After all the info you just told me...I think I just had a heart freeze.....
Heart Freeze by marstar94 March 1, 2008
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damn...look at that barghav
barghav by ardella December 12, 2003

Glazing the Pot

Glazing the Pot

Verb (used with object)

Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."

Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"

Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."

"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
Glazing the Pot by Spen15M June 19, 2016
The police are hired to protect the community. Police officers work hard and recieve modest pay to help the community. Despite that, many people treat them with disrespect and look down on them because of the few crooked cops, yet there are bad members of any group or organization. The police generally have to handle idiots that shouldn't be within a mile of a weapon, the people that cause gun-control laws to be established. They work to get rid of drunk idiots, especially ones that are driving 2-ton vehicles at 70 mph. Police officers educate children about safety, they save the lives of many people and put their lives on the line to control disorder. Some people (mainly thugs) hate police officers, they generally spit on them and call them pigs when they don't realize that they would probably be brutally murdured if there were no police. Others don't follow laws because they don't think it applies to them if they think it is a dumb law. There are bad members of the police force, but there are much more good honest police that work hard to help others and the community.
Idiot: Yo, what the fuck, damn pigs.

Smart Person: Shut up, you blatant idiot. Do you understand what cops have to go through and how hard they work to make sure idiots like you aren't killed?

Idiot: Shut the fuck up man, what if there were no police! That would be awesome.

Smart Person: You really are scum, you do realize what life would be like without police?
Police by Jag140 July 19, 2011

Wet computer 

When you're watching pornz on your computer and your jacking then you accidentally jizz on your computer.
*wack wack wack*
OH SHIT!
(Just wet computered)
Wet computer by Tits McGee 69 March 17, 2009

wangadingdong 

1. Generally used to describe a long thin penis with a large head.
2. Any penis too large to be referred to simply as a penis.
1. Get that skinny little wangadingdong away from me and my children.
2. Holy Mother of God, look at the wangadingdong on that guy, he must be, like, half horse or something.
wangadingdong by Jangofeet July 7, 2005

red galaxy 

When one has become so sick as to produce blood out of multiple orifices at the same time, including but not limited to: oral, nasal, urethral, anal, or vaginal.
Chuck drank 8 beers, ate 2 valium, and about a gram of DXM. Don't go in the bathroom, there's a red galaxy everywhere.
red galaxy by Galaxxy February 22, 2017