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The half of the human race which has the burden and weakness imposed with reproduction. They are physically, psychologically, and emotionally weaker than their male counterparts. This is due to a shorter developmental period, a smaller body, a smaller brain with fewer cells, and the physical and mental dead weight imposed with reproductive organs. Women also have an underdeveloped sense of logic and judgment, which results in a tendency to lie (poorly).

Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend the religions and cultures of the world are inane, and claim the source of all their gender issues are males. Despite what they try to believe, reason it is a man's world is because men built the world.

Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?

Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smokes, and on the days when they are feeling extra brave, swallowing daddy's Tylenol. Because they act against their nature, their pointless actions are parodies of male rebellion. Despite their acts of independence, they still have their swollen chest, frail body, and wide hips. Ironically, if it weren't for the sexual aesthetics modern feminism attacks, women would be ugly.

Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy sex less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. During and after a pregnancy they suffer psychological and physical trauma, and tend to become depressed from the hormonal imbalance. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold dig, to find a potential husband, and to feel a vacant sense of worth.
1. Women are dreamers and fantasizers, while men are doers and philosophers.

2. A woman likes to lie and pretend. They act like looking weak and stupid is "cute," although the real reason guys like it is because it makes them look easy. They will also strip to pay for a (little girl fad here) dress to "cleanse their mind and spirit."

3. Guy 1: So you broke up with her?
Guy 2: Yeah, that chick is crazy. She tried to use magic to punish me for "using" her.
Guy 1: Man, chicks are funny when they're pissed.
Guy 2: I know. She actually thinks I'll go bald.
women by Mr. 1000 September 5, 2006

zachary smith 

A fucking fat sweaty retard cunt that looks at child porn all day every day and plays roblox, clash royale, and Minecraft in his sped wheelchair
Wow he’s such a Zachary smith
zachary smith by Yumyumdumbdumb October 19, 2017

Ninering 

The act of boasting about your sports team's previous accomplishments when said sports team is faced with defeat and adversity in the current season. Usually done as an act of self-consolation, or when backed into a corner in a debate/argument.

Those guilty of Ninering are often fans of historically successful franchises and cannot deal with losing in a secure and gracious manner, leading to petty gloating.
I commented to Jeff that Colin Kaepernick seems to be struggling against higher quality secondaries this season, and he got snippy and started ninering about one of their 5 Super Bowls from 20 years ago.
Ninering by Earl Richards September 30, 2013

!remove me 

when the group chat gets too ugly
Rembert used the "!remove me" command.
I guess finding his child porn was a big mistake
!remove me by TheRapist27 November 4, 2017
The most beautiful girl ever! Everyone loves her eyes. She is outstandingly gorgous. She helps other out when she can't even help herself out.
Stop trying to pretend your name is kalico
Kalico by Bby.kxxrlz January 26, 2016
Jatese is one of the most beautiful names to get. There name is hard to pronounce and everyone gets it wrong. Jatese is a princesses child name from years ago. Jatese is a rare name and hard to get or find someone with it. There's a 50% chances to get that name, if you do get the name be great full because there's a 30% chances that you will find someone with that same name.
Jatese; a beautiful name of a princesses long ago
jatese by Uniquetese November 22, 2021