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zephyrcafe by Zephyrcafe March 12, 2021
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Zimmermann
Zimmermann by Millie Zimmermann October 18, 2008
Lakaka
A fraud from Belgium who is known for helping his opponents win big matches by missing easy chances or by blocking his teammates goals. He now plays for AS Roma where he statpads against relegation threatened teams in Serie A.
buying milk
Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀
buying milk by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022
Snifferdoodle
Snifferdoodle by Connorthetheif13 P.S im a twig October 27, 2015
Bushocker
An act that combines the two disparate sexual acts of the Japanese Bukkake, which involves excessive ejaculation on the subject's face, and the shocker, a form of rectal/vaginal stimulation resembling a hand-gun-holding grip. The act, requiring both hands of the initiator of the action, is quite challenging.
"Look, that guy is pulling a bushocker on that girl."
"He sprained on his hands while giving that girl a bushocker."
"He sprained on his hands while giving that girl a bushocker."
Bushocker by Carl Spillane August 8, 2008