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Urban Dictionary

Sweaty Balls (Condition that develops around the nutsac after enduring any amount of time in the outdoor Floridian climate)
D-man: you are OCD if you need a shower after washes dishes sir
N-dude: Nah dude, I got Swalls, and it's startin to build gunk, and it's gonna start to burn if I don't wash them.
Swalls by ndiddydogyo September 11, 2011
She is the kind of beauty that takes a man’s breath away, the kind that makes time seem to stand still. With just one look, she can stop a heart, and with a single word, she can stir a soul. When she’s near, nothing else matters; a man forgets how to breathe, how to speak, and sometimes even who he is. Her presence is a wild, mesmerizing force that consumes him completely, leaving him in awe of the love she ignites within him. In her, he finds both madness and peace, a longing so deep that it feels as if he’s fallen into a dream he never wants to wake from. In other words, a nightmare.
Mimi,good thing; there can only be one.
Mimi by Flmoptop April 28, 2025

Fingers Crossed Fingerbang Kate Moss 

It's a saying said when you wish to wish good luck for something.
Man: Babe I really hope it doesn't rain tonight.
Woman: Yeah, me too, my outfit will be ruined.
Man: Fingers Crossed Fingerbang Kate Moss
Woman: Fingerb-who? What?
Man: Chill it's jus a sayin, for the cool kids.

Swaptimize 

Verb.

To switch places with one's partner in a highly coordinated fashion when showering together in order to optimize the mutual showering experience. This can be done for several reasons: i.e. to minimize water wasted or time spent shivering while outside the stream of water, etc. Generally, it results in the most economically efficient solution to shower sharing. Both partners get water when and only when they need it, and they still get to see each other naked. Win-win.

Other forms:
noun. swaptimization
Jeff: Yo, I heard you showering with your girl this morning. You guys need to hurry it up in there; the water bill is killing me!
Matt: Sorry, bro. She likes shower sex.
Jeff: I get that, but if you're gonna do it at least swaptimize the rest of the time. Shit's getting out of control.
Swaptimize by busterfly April 15, 2013
The kinda guy to just choose to get obsessed over a particular kind of guy. Specifically guys whose name start 'O' and ends with 'E'. Always talking about him and cares about him alot and always wanting to give him things
How do you guys know who Anson is giving his chicken to
Do you even need to ask we all know who he is giving it to
Anson by nosnAwerrtr14 November 23, 2020

auxphobia 

The fear of sharing your own music taste through aux/Bluetooth devices.
I didn't put "I'm not racist - Joyner Lucas" because I have Auxphobia.
Damn... your music taste is shine.
auxphobia by Beenelele March 30, 2024
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