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2 fat people having sex with a midget in between them.
"Hey Bill what'd you do last night?"
"I was schmooping with my girlfriend."

"Where'd you find a midget?"
Schmoop by C-Swizzie October 11, 2013
A person who won something in a way, shape or form, yet act like they've lost and behave like a sore loser.
"Bro those shippers are such lonners, attacking people despite their ship being canon."
Lonner by Icon. May 23, 2025

status tease 

A person who makes their status on facebook, myspace, etc., something that people will OBVIOUSLY ask about, then refuses to elaborate
Jan Smith: is so tired of this and cant take it anymore!

------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!

Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT

= status tease
status tease by ayemaynedayyy January 16, 2009
The most Beautiful girl you will ever see. The smartest in your grade always homecoming queen and wins tons or pageants. You let her slip away and now she can’t look at you the same. Her beauty makes your heart sink every time you see her. Deeply in love with her while she has a boyfriend. You lost what you had and will never get it back. She is the love of your life and she loved you too. But you were so blindly In love you didn’t realize what you actually had until she was gone. You still want her but can’t tell her. Since you have broken up it’s hard for you to start a relationship bc you compare everyone to her. And no one is even close. You missed the best thing you had and now you have really bad depression and life has changed in so many bad ways. That year after y’all broke up was the worst year of your life and you feel like you lost everything.
Jenna is perfect
Jenna by N8 April 22, 2019
An act of plagiarism and claiming it as your own.
Wow dude you just totally OSTed that essay from the Internet.
ost by KoolKats99 July 23, 2016

Abraham Lincoln 

One of the greatest presidents ever. Fought for the concept that secession was unconstitutional (as it violated the concept of democracy--if the guy you voted for lost, you have to deal with it) and aided in the disestablishment of the institution of slavery. Though the Hartford Convention did consider secession, it was not the main focus of the agenda, and was political suicide for the Federalists. Moreover, limiting free speech during times of war is not something unique, as it has happened many times since Lincoln's day. It should also be noted, secession is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution as a right, it is mentioned in the Declaration of Independance, but that was not a legal document. Therefore he didn't deny anyone anything unusual.
Samurai Lincoln preserved the Union because he was a secret samurai (HAYA!).
Abraham Lincoln by Gene May 13, 2005
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