Harry’s boobear

A friend of mine who’s been through it all.
A friend of mine who deserves the world.
A friend of mine who helped me through tough times.
A friend of mine who I look up to.
A friend of mine who I long to see smile.
A friend of mine who checks up on me.
A friend of mine who makes me smile.
A beautiful young girl who’s smile brightens up the world.
My friend, bee.
I’m so proud of how far you come.
I love you my platonic soulmate.

That good one: *dying*
Harry’s boobear: *new community post*
Obviouslystraightobviously: Harry’s boobear posted a new vide-
That good one: *rises from the dead*

Harry’s boobear by Harrystyles&louistomlinsonfan July 11, 2021

Hobo Nail

when one forgets to attend to their toenails for long periods of time during the winter because their feet are always buried in layers of socks and boots and the nails become crusty and gross as a result. Usually occurs in colder climates like Colorado or Alaska, Only known cases on the west cost occurred on actual Hobos

Guy one: I was going to hook up with this chick, but when she took off her socks I saw she had a major case of hobo nail!
Guy two: nasty!

Hobo Nail by Allicat17 January 15, 2009

idiopectomy

The act of having idiots surgically removed from your life.

Person 1: After my last ridiculous discussion with friends over the economy, I am seriously considering an idiopectomy!
Person 2: Yeah, I noticed I have picked up a few extra idiots in my circle as well that I need to get rid of!

idiopectomy by anonymous September 27, 2024

Conspiracy Theory

Urbandictionary.com is being used for governmental purposes. The government is finding out ways to control us, and is trying to figure out our language via urbandictionary. Please, listen to me, im from the future where every---

OH CRAP, THE CIA IS AT MY HOUSE. RUN FOR THE HILLS, SAVE YOURSEL----

Dear Urbandictionary users, it is the best intention to ensure the safety of its people. Area 61 is not real, nor has never been. The government is not using urbandictionary as a resource for population control.

With regards, The Central Intelligence Agency.

Conspiracy Theory by Not Zane September 17, 2004

Somniterric

Adjective: Referred generally to a person who does not consider the realities of the world and says facts or arguments which can only be true in a dream world.

Pratham said " The world is a fair place", he is the most somniterric person I have ever seen!

Somniterric by panthermail July 3, 2023

Eat a frank

In other words eat a penis 😂

You my nigga eat a frank

Eat a frank by GLLLLLTTT October 1, 2017

Ashlee Simpson

(Noun) Pretend to sing; lip sync.

Dr. Alice: Hey! It looks like your teeth are bleeding. I'm afraid I'll have to remove them and give them back in a few days.

Sophie: Oh no. What am I going to do during chorus practice? I know! I'll have to Ashlee Simpson to We Don't Talk About Bruno from Encanto.

Ashlee Simpson by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

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