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Urban Dictionary

ching chong ling long ting tong 

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
1)
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.

2)
Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "What the fuck..."

Peoriaty 

The level of urgency/importance of that one feels for travelling to and/or conducting business in Peoria, Illinois.
Dunno why dat Decatur dude makes it such a Peoriaty to run most of his errands at just that one city --- there are lots of much-closer cities and sizable towns located all around his area, and they all contain branches of the same businesses and government-offices that he frequents during his visits to Peoria.
Peoriaty by QuacksO October 3, 2017
Jarisa is a girl who's not scared to show who's boss. She's sassy and loves to pick a fight. All wile being super sensitive. She easily gets attached and is super possesive!
Timmy: who's that girl?

Andrew: dude that jarisa!
Jarisa by Midgetpickem January 15, 2024

vaginamite 

having, causing, or pertaining to explosive, diva-like, womanly energy
Suggested Use:
1) Ain't nobody dancin' at this party!! Some bitch best throw out a stick of vaginamite!!

2) I'm about two seconds from bustin' out a 30-lb. keg of vaginamite on yo' ass!!

Pun Potential:
That bitch ain't no fun. Her vaginamite be all rotten.

Misuse:
(Not to be confused with the two-word term describing a fictional, crab-like disease/STI)

She *has* vagina mites.
vaginamite by dangerkitty5000 May 25, 2009
She is a vert salty person hates on alot of people just generally a bad person has no friends kinda retarded hated by most she is POOP
Hey Yvette wanna come to my birthday party yvette: HELL no
Yvette by Burp fart November 21, 2021

the name london 

The name london is used for gays
the name london by The name london October 20, 2017
My female dog is a “bitch”
Bitch by Jazzy0816 May 28, 2018
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