When one is cock-blocked by a fat person

Where is he? Who is he? Nobody knows, sources say he's been incarcerated for some sort of suicide attempt, I think that's just a conspiracy though. All in all, he's the king of the net. We salute you, Master Ward.

Anaëlle is the sweetest, cutest and hottest person you will ever know. Normally she is super good at school and always come back with good grades. Anaëlle lovessss taking care of others. Her family and friends are her number one priority’s. When she’s mad, she’s the cutest. She is a super social person who isn’t afraid to make fun of her. Anaëlle is always honest and never lies. If ever you meet an Anaëlle make sure to become her friend. If ever you LOVE an Anaëlle, most of the time she will like you back so don’t be afraid to shoot your shot. She loves big hoodies and is always looking for the soft but goofy relationship. Also she usually is a very athletic person who loves challenges. She loves smiling and making eye contact.❤️

Opposite day happens every thursday

Used in games with ranked/competitive game modes (R6, Val) used to describe absolutely dogshit horrible teammates going 0/5 these people are often called throwers

Prawst-JIN-i-tee

Etymology: Blend of prostate and virginity. First attested when men realised their doctor's finger was a one-way ticket to a new kind of innocence lost.

1. a. The state of a man who has not yet sacrificed his rectal dignity by submitting to a prostate check conducted with a doctor’s lubricated finger. The retention of one's 'back-door innocence'.

1. b. By extension, the irrational, often comedic fear among men of having a physician or nurse put a glove on and perform the 'finger-up-the-bum' examination.

2. Humorous. A highly guarded or celebrated status among men who are actively avoiding the realities of aging and mandatory health screenings.