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taiwan guy 

Gay guy, who most of the time is Asian. Or just a regular guy from Taiwan
taiwan guy by PlagueDoc August 2, 2025
Missionary Only - Lights Out. A woman or man who is so lame in bed, they will only indulge in the most boring of sexual activities, and only with the lights off.
I dated her for a while, but she didn't want to try any new positions or do it with the lights on, damn MOLO.
MOLO by Sparker-VA September 15, 2005

J.R.O.T.C.

A terribly corrupt and poorly undertaken attempt by the United States Military to indoctrinate and shelter teenagers too young to enlist. Classes cost more than the average high school class, teach racism and homophobia, have a generally sub-par curriculum, and promote violence.
Remember when two Arizona J.R.O.T.C. members dressed in fatigues and killed nine Buddhist monks after looting their temple?

Bill: Hey! I wanna join the J.R.O.T.C.!
Chris: I can't be friends with you anymore.
J.R.O.T.C. by King Superman October 25, 2007

Kinder Surprise 

The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.
I took a guy home the other night and he kinder surprised me!
A short girl that’s always on her phone no matter what. She has a small friend group and is very annoying to most guys. She’s a ugly bitch and is one of the biggest dumbasses u will ever meet. She has a oval face and is built like a box. You will wish u never met this girl Olivia
I met this girl named Olivia
Olivia by Yehsjaksicjdj May 29, 2020
A military unit that surrounds and forces the people inside to surrender.
The campo forced me out
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