Spermit The Frog

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing

Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else

Spermit The Frog by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

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Satan's Whiskers

Satan's Whiskers are the extremely coarse, bushy and woolly ring of hairs around the anus, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye or rose bud. Also known as the Rim Wreath.

Individuals with Satan's Whiskers often suffer from Satan's Rectum as the hair wreath will retain moisture, feces which is also known as a dingleberry.

Roger picked up a hooker on the way home from work. After finding a dark alley, he parked and she hiked her ass up in Roger's face. Roger was about to dine on her juicy brown when he turned on the dome light and saw Satan's Whiskers pressing towards his nose and was immediately overwhelmed with nausea as he had picked up the devil himself and had Satan's Rectum overtaking the air in his car.

Satan's Whiskers by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

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Dosed

1. To be madly in love
2. To be cured by a medication
3. Song by Red Hot Chili Pepper off the album "By the Way." The song uses Dosed as a play on word, where it means both cured and fallen in love.

Dosed, by the Chili Peppers:
Way upon the mountain where she died
All I ever wanted was your life
Deep inside the canyon I can hide
All I ever wanted was your life

I got dosed by you and
Closer than most to you and
What am I supposed to do
Take it away I never had it anyway

Dosed by funwillfunwill May 4, 2016

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wuchner

The best freaking English teacher ever! He is extremely sarcastic! Has a shiny head! Plays disc golf! And is funny. Is attacked often!

Me wuchners bald head reflected the light of the sun and blew up the world.

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Hobscuities

A trial of misfortunate events that have occurred towards you or someone you know; bullshit that didn’t need to occur but occurred.

I lost 20 dollars the hobscuities that have been bestowed upon me today are to great...

Hobscuities by Badgirl Ya December 12, 2019

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Sugar Dick

The act of tommy and matt giving each other quarters and then repeatly fisting each other until they bleed

Tommy gave matt sugar dick last night

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Hicok

Hicok comes from Old English and derives from the Irish sur name Hickok. Hicok is also a word spoken between multiple early Native American tribes described as "one who is guided", "peace seeker", and "one who is gifted". Biblical interpretation suggests Hicok refers to "prophet".

Example 1: The hicok knew when to wake, where to travel, and what to ask.
Example 2: May the Lord be heard by a hicok who is willing to follow him.

Hicok by BrightLights402 February 22, 2022

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