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jarannelley 

The best bitch ever. Once you have a Jarannelley you never go back to anyone else. She's stunning and she's great in bed. Watch out for a Jarannelley though. Very dangerous and heartless. She has no feelings whatsoever but that is what makes her irresistible. She's also amazing at kissing. Best kisser around. She's the absolute full package. She is shy at first but once you get to meet her she is one crazy motherfucker . She is kind, funny,and just amazing to be friends with. She is the only person you would want to be with at any time. Jarannelley will cheer you up if you are sad. If you mess with Kimberly she would kill you. She the calm one until you piss her off so don’t. She gives good advices.
“Jarannelley is the most stunning person I’ve ever met. She is crazy and strong, that’s why I love her”
jarannelley by Christian6892 April 25, 2020

nipple shit 

the after math of rubbing your nipples in someone's ass crack
Pat McCurry has nipple shits.
nipple shit by carl huebner May 3, 2009

The Devil's Checkout 

When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers
Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check
The Devil's Checkout by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020

Cunt Bagel 

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.
Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.
Cunt Bagel by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017

National hug day

National hug day is on April 15th. So if u that person that scared to hug ya crush, tell them it’s national hug day them give em a hug!!
“National hug day is the best day of April because I get to give a lot of hugs and receive a lot of hugs.”
An acronym meaning "We Are Almost Like You" used to described the creme de la creme of the boarding school educated. A true Waaler or Waaly is a Swiss boarding school educated heir to a financial dynasty older than most countries or the son of a morally dubious oligarch/magnate. While some only speak of going on holiday in the Swiss Alps, a WAALER lives and hops betwixt them more than a drunk social climber changes conversations at Billionaire in Porto Cervo. A WAALY Is 99.9% more likely to boast about the boarding school he went to than his Oxford/Wharton degree. Not to be confused with the lesser-species of middle class UK boarding school students, who will often try to associate with or emulate the WAALY elite.
That WAALY/WAALER Jean-Louis kept casually mentioning how much he likes living in Ollon, it was honestly a pathetic flex, does he even know I am an Ancien Roseen? That said, he did have a pack of Montecristos in his pocket!
WAALY by SanktMoritz May 26, 2020
A pipe used for smoking marijuana. Sometimes also referred to as a Hitter, One Hitter etc...
Yo man want to go smoke a rod?
rod by Willow October 2, 2005
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