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hit the bid 

1. To quickly sell shares of a stock so as to avoid a terrible financial loss.
This is not the same as simply selling stock in a company which can be offered out in the open market at the offering price. When you hit the bid on a stock your selling it a the bid price which is lower than the offering price. Your selling it at the market to the lowest bidder. You don't care because you just want to get the fuck out of the stock before you go to the poor house.
"Remberber that piece of shit bio-tech I bought last month?"

"Yeah!"

"They came out with news stating that their cancer drug actually causes cancer. The fucking stock fell out of bed. I had to hit the bid but I still took a bath."
To end a sentence and validate your point.
Yo, that jam was hype, still!!
still by Ice March 26, 2003

Πατερ Κλεομένης 

The most underrated priest in the world
Πατερ Κλεομένης once said:Barcode 666 Σατανισμένο

ΑΝΤΙΟ ΒΖΙΟΟΟΟΟΥΥΥΜΜΜ
dog. chav or pikey word from the Romany word juklo meaning a dog
the juk don't bite, do 'e?
juk by klidenengro February 13, 2004

round table 

verb. Discussing women and their antics while smoking black&milds and drinking Monster Java.
Yo broski, round table at wawa?
round table by theman94x August 1, 2008

pop tart 

Britney Spears...
pop tart by u gea o June 30, 2004

Wipe a stripe

When you fart so many wet smelly farts that you have go to the bathroom and wipe then you get a little stripe on the toilet paper. Also known as Mississippi mud butt.
I cut like sixteen hot farts and had to go upstairs and wipe a stripe cuz it felt all wet and uncomfortable in my boxers.
Wipe a stripe by Inseculous March 25, 2009
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