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Yoink refers to grabbing something swiftly away from someone or someplace, adj. to steal, to take. Usually slyly with one fresh motion.
"Yoink" is a term yoinked from The Simpsons.
Yoink by Matt Dorter March 11, 2007
Jaun is a word that can be a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective, etc. It can be placed anywhere but requires a certain 'poise' or 'accent' to pull off and make sense or make a sentence have some humor... or not.

Any word conceivable. There is almost know limits to how this is used, though you have some people who will just jaun it up. Those who will not use it properly or overuse it to think it gets funnier with
time... it does not.
'you hit that Jaun there?'

'yo, if he said some shit like that to me, i woulda jauned him up'

One male: yo she got a donk
Other male: nah, son. thats more of a jaun in my book.

'That last one was a bit ridiculous but I believe you get the jaun of what I'm saying'

'Yo pass me that jaun over there man'
'shut the jaun up'
^~~~ Example of jaun-gone-wrong

'could you shut the hell up. i cant stand anymore of your jaun piece jaunsons'
^~~~ Example of if jaun is funny depending on timing and whose saying it

'nigga jaun is with a 'w' not a 'u''
'chief you obviously grew up around philly. around here we got our jauns on with 'u' son'
Jaun by Affion February 15, 2009
The coolest person in earth and the most roleplayer yeah.
I wish i didn't had Weddou's intellect
weddou by Weddou June 22, 2017
A corporate killer that forces kids to not use their brains and not to be themselves, Obviously this killer must be stopped, but since we live in America, we can't destroy a money-maker. It forces kids to have sex,do drugs, and do stupid behaviour. They used to show music videos , and that stopped one magicl day.. If God destroyed MTV, I would tottally go to church more often.
MTV must be stopped at alll costs, but if you are amindless squabler, then you shall fall... Zombies ate my neighbors. The zombie was MTV. Mindmolesting TeleVsion.
MTV by East Bay Ray November 6, 2004

Double trouble 

When your girlfriend is on her period and sick simultaneously. Often times the period comes with the sickness; depends on the female
Dan: Did you fuckyour girl last night?
Bob: No man. She has double trouble

Dan: Dammnn
Double trouble by LiveAssMar October 25, 2018

cyber-tourettes 

cybertourettes refers to a new unofficial disease that has come about as a result of the internet and such things that go along with it such as e-mail, instant messageing and social networking sites such as facebook and myspace. It occurs as both acute and chronic. the person with cyber- tourettes will write something electronically that he or she is thinking or feeling strongly about at that time and afterwards sends this information to one or more people. The particular information is usually information that when looked at approximately 24 hrs afterwards outrages or embarasses the original senders eyes , having the original sender usually mudder or think to his/herself, "what was i thinking"
Billy sees a girl on myspace that he hasnt seen in a while, but used to date. he looks at her pictures and writes a comment to her saying how much he would like to stick his whole face right in her booty because it looks so delicious, that he just wants to straight chew on them buttcheeks. Billy then hits the send button and happens to be on a site where there is no remove button. This particular comment billy would have never made had he thought about it or stepped back a little and thought. Billy never did this type of ting again...he had an acute case of cyber-tourettes
cyber-tourettes by wterasta June 15, 2009