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Brooke spelled backwards and worse then stupid and needs a new life because they are flirting with their ex-boyfriend and needs to get some help.
Alice and Makeena did you now that Brooke is an ekoorb

Alice and Makeena: ya Jenna she has been an ekoorb ever sense she broke up with that bitch Kadin who is also an ass hole.
ekoorb by Yabddabdoo November 17, 2021
1. A very loud fart. A binderfender.

2. To walk very quickly.
Judy let a great big chogie in class today.

I'm going to chogie on down to the Piggly Wiggly and get a pack of smokes.
chogie by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Slumbergloten 

A stupid bitch, who takes up 75% of a sleeping surface or more, and then denies that he did it at all....with the word chillllllllllllll
Angry man- John you slumberglotened all night...
John- chilllll
Slumbergloten by Ross and John April 13, 2007

Chuck Norris 

Google will not search for Chuck Norris, because it knows that you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search results were found.

Your search-Chuck Norris-does not match any documents.

Suggestions-
~Run, before he finds you.
~Try a different person.
"...it knows that you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."
Chuck Norris by fyredrake62 April 28, 2009
verb
1) To recommend foul-tasting and/or spoilt food or beverage for immediate consumption in order to elicit an entertaining outcome at the expense of an unexpecting victim(s).

2) Giving away food/bevarage that are no longer wanted.
I mairad maira today by making her eat some ultra dark chocolate.
maira by theoryladen December 28, 2007
A sweet and kind guy that treats you like your number 1 and makes sure your first then video games and other things.He isn’t really smart but is innocent.he is sometimes too shy to ask his crush.(me) out
John:what’s 2+2
Ryaan:it equals 5 no 4 wait is it 9
John:you have a lot to learn🤦 ♂️
Ryaan by Mxnha.Cool July 8, 2019

Unwanted Thoughts 

A mistake I did a few years ago by meeting these awful people who I regret with all my might and even though I haven’t made contact with them for a long time, they are sometimes on my mind and it is so annoying because it is irrelevant and causes my stress. I just want to rip my brain out.
Unwanted thoughts, no one wants you here, so fuck off dammit
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