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Tissue Twat 

When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.
"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"

"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"

mongophile 

One who admires or derives pleasure from (sexually or otherwise) mentally retarded or mongoloid people, particularly in respect to the legend that when enraged they possess the strength of ten normal men.
A: Dude, why are you running with a bunch of retards, you some kind of mongophile?
B: Hey, I just need a little extra protection, and don't want them knowing what's going down.
mongophile by biggs33 June 10, 2007
you typed this in because you are fucking dumb.
um you are bored so you are so bored you want to die and tou type this in so you would be typeing in yuiop and remember that it it is not a word.
yuiop by um stupid March 12, 2020
a big fat but small penis that able to go into a womens mouth
please dont your penis is to fucking small
stump by bob November 29, 2003

COVID-19 Vaccine 

The COVID-19 Coronavirus vaccine has officially been developed! With a record breaking time of about 1 year! The most affective one of them all is the Pfizer/Bio-Tech. It will only be given to the most wealthiest of countries, such as, United States, United Kingdom, New Zealand & Australia. The more poorer countries will receive it in a later time in the future. In England there has been more than 230,000 people to get their first dose. Unfortunately, for people who have allergies it is probably not the best option for them as there has been a lot of allergic reactions recorded. Many leaders, celebrities and well known people have tested positive for the deadly virus. Such as, Jason Bolsonaro, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Kim Kardashian, The Rock, Ellen DeGeneres, Jay Bendict, Idris Elba and many others among these. They were unfortunate not to receive the vaccine in time.

Hopefully, you and your family stay safe and get the vaccination before it's too late.
Staying Apart , Keeps Us Together
I have received the Pfizer/Bio-Tech COVID-19 vaccine.
COVID-19 Vaccine by iamcalledbilala1 December 23, 2020
One sexy fuck. Widely considered as the quintessential alpha male figure; for this fabled man has a mud-bone sized penos, and has a 100% chance of fucking ur bitch.
-Victoria Secret model: "Damn, I wish I could go out with Ari, but I think he's out of my league..."
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